This is a photo that makes me look like I'm a model for the stock photos inside picture frames.
Sorry, I have plans with my best friend Beverly tonight. (she is my cat)
Having a pool is at the top of my dream board.
This house is FOR SURE haunted.
Sometimes I need to look at Google images of Kirstin Dunst smoking cigarettes.
We should burn some sage to cleanse the spirits.
I hate weddings.
I can’t eat because I’m wearing my punishment pants. (any jeans that don’t have stretch)
I live for your kisses. (whispering to cat)
I worship you. (whispering to cat)
You smell amazing. (whispering to cat)
Does the hotel have a pool?
I took my bra off in the car.
CAN WE GET APPETIZERS!?!
I won the costume contest at the Star Trek convention. (we went as Kim Cardassian and Khan-ye West)
I think we should order an auxiliary sandwich in case we don’t have enough food.
I'm a monster.
I gotta get my puzz on.
They call me Puzz Lightyear.
I puzzed hard last night. (I like jigsaw puzzles)
Can we go to Costco?
Can my bike fit in your trunk?
Can I tell you about my dream last night?
WARNING: It’s emo. I’m not usually emo.